It seems to be true.
No matter what we do.
Someone won't like the shape we're in.
Teeth too white
Teeth too yellow
Clothes tight
Clothes billow.
Curly hair.
Green hair.
Gray hair
No hair.
Blue eyes,
Red eyes,
Dark eyes,
Shifty eyes
Hips and thighs,
Size extra wide,
Skin as dry
as Naugahyde.
Beauties stare
Billboards blare
Magazine's fare
Advertisers care.
All around
I hear the din.
Someone won't like the shape we're in.
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